Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man.
I must have appealed to her maternal instincts.James Bond
Some people never got over Vietnam or the night their band opened for Nirvana. I guess I never got over Charlie.Rob
Too many things too many things too many things... I wanna go for a walk. Let's go for a walk.Amber Waves
Tarconi: [about Frank Martin] I wouldn't say he's a friend, I barely know the man.
Marshall Smith: You were cooking in his house!
Tarconi: I'm French.
Marshall Smith: So?
Tarconi: That's how we break the ice!
PadmÃ©: I was so worried about you! Obi-Wan... told me terrible things!
Anakin Skywalker: What things?
PadmÃ©: He said... you turned to the Dark Side. That you... killed Younglings!
Anakin Skywalker: Obi-Wan is trying to turn you against me.
PadmÃ©: He cares about us.
Anakin Skywalker: Us?
PadmÃ©: He knows. He wants to help you.
Anakin Skywalker: [smirks]
Kangaroo: What do you think you're doing?
Tommy: Oh, you guys with worlds are in trouble!
Kangaroo: Have you forgotten what we've discussed?
Horton: Oh no, I'm an elephant and elephants never forget, it's a curse really! I remember, I was on my head and you said hmm and I looked up and you said ,what are you doing?, and I said the thing about the speck, then you pulled my ears and you poked me in the forehead...
Horton: Well you did.
You see there is only one constant. One universal. It is the only real truth. Causality. Action, reaction. Cause and effect.Merovingian
[to Remy] You were the one getting fancy with the spices!Linguini
I pardon you.Amon Goeth
Ben: Look, look, look, wait a minute. The one night we even thought about having sex, all right, she up and decides she's going to nickname my...
Michelle Rubin: Penis?
Ben: Yeah. "Princess Sophia." You want to talk about shooting a man's horse? Whop! Come on!
Karen Eiffel: Harold quickly calculated the odds of making an ass of himself, in ratio to the amount of time he stayed to chat.
Harold Crick: This is my stop I should go.
Karen Eiffel: He was elated and surprised by his somewhat flirtatious encounter with Mrs. Pascal. So elated that he exited the transit authority bus a good 27 blocks too early and would now have to walk.