[in passing a player in the locker room exposed in all his manhood] Don't stiffen on me.

Christina Pagniacci

Bethany: McHenry is pretty far from Jersey, might I ask what brings you guys to Illinois?
Jay: Some fuck named John Hughes.
Bethany: "16 Candles" John Hughes?
Jay: You know him too? That fucking guy.

Never you mind, honey. Never you mind.

Ruth Popper

Happy learned how to putt, UH-OH!

Happy Gilmore

[Deckard is hanging precariously by one hand off a girder atop a high-rise; his hand slips, but Batty snatches him by the wrist as he falls] Ah, kinship!

Batty

Another Carver building. If I didn't know better, I'd say he developed an edifice complex.

James Bond

I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.

Topper Harley

Giuseppe Conlon: I want you have some respect.
Gerry Conlon: Respect for who?
Giuseppe Conlon: For yourself.

If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave!

Wilbur

[her campaign speech] Who cares about this stupid election? We all know it doesn't matter who gets elected president of Carver. Do you really think it's going to change anything around here; make one single person smarter or happier or nicer? The only person it does matter to is the one who gets elected. The same pathetic charade happens every year, and everyone makes the same pathetic promises just so they can put it on their transcripts to get into college. So vote for me, because I don't even want to go to college, and I don't care, and as president I won't do anything. The only promise I will make is that if elected I will immediately dismantle the student government, so that none of us will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblies again!

Tammy Metzler

People are always fearful of something they don't understand.

Psychologist

If Voldemort's really taken over the Ministry, none of the old places are safe.

Hermione Granger

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