Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
Ellen Griswold: Oh - we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?
Aunt Edna: I thought so. Whew! Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?
Annabeth Markum: Celeste called looking for you. She was worried something might happen. She told me about Dave. Told me what she told you. What kind of wive says those things about her husband? And why'd she run to you?
Jimmy Markum: Why did not you call?
Annabeth Markum: Because it's like I told the girls. Their daddy is a king. And a king knows what to do and does it.
Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.Stavi
[as Daniel] My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.Mrs. Doubtfire
Bud White: I know it. That prick Exley shot the wrong guys. I... If I could work Homicide like a real detective, I could prove it. But I'm not smart enough. I'm just the guy they bring in to scare the other guy shitless.
Lynn Bracken: You're wrong. You found Patchett, you found me. You're smart enough.
Charlie Donovan: Vaughn's been looking good out there today.
Rachel Phelps: Don't worry, he'll blow it.
Could you turn that racket down, I'm trying to iron in here.Edna Turnblad
Harry: You'd better clear out before my bones grow back, or else I might strangle you.
Dobby: Dobby is used to death threats, he gets them five times a day at home.
Banky Edwards: No what would you say? Would you trash 20 years of fucking friendship because you got some idiotic notion that this chick will let you sniff her panties, let alone fuck her?
Holden: Look you fucking asshole, I'm telling you let it go, okay!?
Banky Edwards: What the fuck man, what the fuck makes this bitch all that important.
Holden: Because I'm fucking in love with her man. Okay!?
Sid Hudgens: Are you tight with the DA, Jackie?
Jack Vincennes: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He tried to throw me off the force last Christmas as a little joke.
Patrick Star: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick?
Patrick Star: Talk to me, buddy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm seeing a bright light.
Patrick Star: [blocks the sun] Is this better?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Much. Thank you.
Look, it's growing so fast.D'Leh