I can't believe you people. I come for you, and you want to stay, I let you stay and you want to go.Joe Black
Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.Gale
Kelly: We need somebody who can take charge of this place, or else we and all these animals are gone.
Benjamin: So your question is...
Kelly: Why did you buy this place?
Benjamin: Why not?
Dr. Alan Grant: Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding.
Tim: But Grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls.
Dr. Alan Grant: Amphibian DNA.
Lex: What's that?
Dr. Alan Grant: Well, on the tour, the film said they used frog DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps. They mutated the dinosaur genetic code and blended it with that of a frog's. Now, some West African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment. Malcolm was right. Look...
Dr. Alan Grant: Life found a way.
Close you eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, there's no place like home.Glinda
Ricky Slade: [getting dropped off at motel by Bobby] Be right up sweetie.
Bobby: Isn't that the wife from the house?
Ricky Slade: You know how I do.
Jan: They don't go, we win; once again, we're the best.
Torrance Shipman: I define being the best as competing against the best there is out there and beating them. They have to go.
[to Tanya] Typical, you wait 20 years for a father and then three show up at once.Rosie
Thomas Kalmaku: Whoa!
Hal Jordan: [suited up] I know, right?
Sid: Look, somebody else is gonna have a baby! You must be proud!
Pudgy Beaver Mom: I'm not pregnant!
I'll have your check.Vincent Roth
George: So, what'd I tell ya, Derek?
Derek: It's great, but what am I supposed to do with it?
George: Sell it.
Derek: Jesus Christ, George, I don't see you for two years and you show up on my doorstep with 110 pounds of blow?