He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

Carl Spackler

The average person touches their face three to five times every waking minute. In between that we're touching door knobs, water fountains, and each other.

Dr. Erin Mears

Here goes nothing.

Lando Calrissian

So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel, as you are.

T.E. Lawrence

[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!

Tallahassee

Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later

Lloyd

Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS.

Donkey

Barry the Baptist: Hello son, would you like a lolly?
Little Chris: Piss off, you nonce!

Don't worry, Master Wayne. It takes a little time to get back into the swing of things.

Alfred

I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or be able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact I bought her a harp for christmas. She asked me what it was.

Frank

Dan Paine: Who sent you?
Barney Ross: [to the bald Dan Paine] Your hairdresser!

Hold you fire. Stop shooting, godammit!

Stephen

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