Favorite Quotes
Why did you shoot those puppies, John?
Police Chief
The human element will always be present! Compassion, fear, instinct, they will always interfere with the system!
Dr. Dennett Norton
Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman! I *am* a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.
There's nothing living in that direction!
Ray Ferrier
I've had the most peculiar dream.
C-3PO
Oh ... my ... God.
Dean Vernon Wormer
You are working for the wrong man.
Tom Duffy
Jane Foster: Describe exactly what happened to you last night.
Thor: Your ancestors called it magic...but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.
What you don't know... is if I want to marry you.
Alicia
Elle: I don't need back-ups. I'm going to Harvard.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: Well then, you'll need excellent recommendations from your professors.
Elle: Okay.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: And a heck of an admissions essay.
Elle: Right.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: And at least a 175 on your LSATs.
Elle: I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.
Max Fischer: Your mind's as warped as your ear, Magnus.
Magnus Buchan: Don't Get Nasty, Brother.
Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard Hayden: No, your face does.
