Davey: So you're a Paladin and I'm a Jumper. What happens now?
Mary Rice: I'm giving you a head start, son. Because I love you.

Director Gordon: See, that's my concern... he's not taking this seriously.
Tyler Gage: Well, I'm sorry... it's just that you guys talk about dancing like it's rocket science or something.

While we're in Virginia, let's stop by Fort Knox. I'll fly a helicopter through the lobby and land right inside the vault. And it would be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the goddamn CIA!

Franz Krieger

Carl Denham: $2,000 is a deal. Will you take a check?
Captain Englehorn: Do I have a choice?

[to Luke] I see you have constructed a new lightsabre. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.

Darth Vader

Aldous Snow: [as he is watching TV] Didn't I fuck her once?
[Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV]
Aldous Snow: I did fuck her.

Chev Chelios: [talking on cell phone to Kaylo about Verona] I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do.
Chev Chelios: It may actually be the last thing I do.

I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going.


Sugar: I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.
Joe: Where did he conduct?
Sugar: On the Baltimore and Ohio.

Mom, you said that the biggest problem in the universe is no one helps each other.


Gimbel's Manager: This, is the North Pole.
Buddy: No it isn't.
Gimbel's Manager: Yes it is.
Buddy: No it isn't.
Gimbel's Manager: Yes it is!
Buddy: No it isn't! Where's the snow?

Ray Embrey: My basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is...do you want to hear it?
Hancock: No.
Ray Embrey: You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it, though. It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counter-productive. Not a crime, but you are an asshole, don't you think?
Hancock: Be careful.

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