Computers rule the world today. And the fellow that can fool the computers, can rule the world himself.

Ross Webster

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: So he showed up not dead yet. Let that be a lesson to you, boys and girls. Don't ever argue with the big dog, because the big dog is always right.
Marshal Biggs: Woo-woo-woo-woof!

Mae: Mom, why do you always wear the high tops?
Daphne Wilder: I just got these, what's wrong with these?
Maggie: There just kinda depressing.
Milly: Mom for your 60th birthday we'll buy you something beautiful, something that grandma Moses would not wear.

Harry: Yeah, well, I don't know. These places just don't do it for me.
Lloyd: What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?
Harry: No, it was a girl.

Alec Trevelyan: James... what an unpleasant surprise.
James Bond: We aim to please.

Filthy Habit!

James Bond

Dr. Emmett Brown: Have them go on some sort of social...
Marty McFly: You mean like a date?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Right.
Marty McFly: Well, what kind of date? What do kids do in the '50s?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Well, they're your parents you must know them. What are their common interests? What do they like to do together?
Marty McFly: Nothing.

Ed McDonnough: You mean you ... busted out of jail.
Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Gale: What my brother here means to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.

I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday.

Anna Riley

I want to have a threesome.

Daphne Binks

[thrown into prison] There must be some mistake! I'm Kermit the Frog!

Kermit

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Obi-Wan

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