Why did you shoot those puppies, John?

Police Chief

The human element will always be present! Compassion, fear, instinct, they will always interfere with the system!

Dr. Dennett Norton

Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman! I *am* a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.

There's nothing living in that direction!

Ray Ferrier

I've had the most peculiar dream.

C-3PO

Oh ... my ... God.

Dean Vernon Wormer

You are working for the wrong man.

Tom Duffy

Jane Foster: Describe exactly what happened to you last night.
Thor: Your ancestors called it magic...but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.

What you don't know... is if I want to marry you.

Alicia

Elle: I don't need back-ups. I'm going to Harvard.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: Well then, you'll need excellent recommendations from your professors.
Elle: Okay.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: And a heck of an admissions essay.
Elle: Right.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: And at least a 175 on your LSATs.
Elle: I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.

Max Fischer: Your mind's as warped as your ear, Magnus.
Magnus Buchan: Don't Get Nasty, Brother.

Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard Hayden: No, your face does.

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