Phil: You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car?
Ralph: I think... both.

I feel a hate crime coming on.

Banky Edwards

You're just mad... 'cause tonight, you suckas got served!

Wade

Ray Kinsella: So what do you want?
Terence Mann: I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy.
Ray Kinsella: No, I mean, what do you WANT?
[Gestures to the concession stand they're in front of]
Terence Mann: Oh. Dog and a beer.

If you men will take no pay, then none of us will.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw

President Thomas Whitmore: What do you want us to do?
Captured Alien: Die. Die.

Stupid thugs. People behaving like that with guns.

Hyman Roth

Agent 99: Did I hear something?
Maxwell Smart: Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.

Karen Sisco: You're not dumb.
Jack Foley: [starts to say something, then laughs] Well, I don't know. You can't do three falls and say you have much of a brain.

Blu: (Talking about the woodcutter) Are you sure this is safe?
Luiz: There's nothing to it! (putting on a safety mask) Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud. Cause I can't hear too cool with this thing on.
Rafael: Don't worry he's a professional!
Luiz: I can't really see out of this thing either.

[Giving instructions in a voiceover] Neri; go to Rome. Light a candle for the archbishop.

Vincent Mancini

What are you doing, Jake?

Jake Sully

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