Favorite Quotes

[unimpressed after Malcolm's magic trick] I didn't know you were funny.

Cole Sear

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[after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus.

Dale Doback

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We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us.

Horton

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Journalist #1: Do you have any other pig parts?
Penelope: No!
Journalist #2: With such a large nose, do you smell better than the rest of us?
Penelope: [laughs] You tell me.

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