That's why when somebody say, "when you get to the NBA, don't forget about me", and that stuff. Well, I should've said to them, "if I don't make it, don't you forget about me."William Gates
Damn girl, you just went from BeyoncÃ© to Bigfoot in less than 6 hours.Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso
Henri Ducard: Have you finally learned to do what is necessary?
Bruce Wayne: I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you.
I'm not even supposed to be here today!Dante Hicks
[holding corn in both hands]
Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!
Max: The two cardinal rules of producing. One: Never put your own money in the show.
Leo: And two?
Max: [yelling] Never put your own money in the show!
Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor.
Larry: Um, my names Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny.
Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean?
Larry: Hey teeny, how does that sound?
Jedediah: I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.
Larry: Okay, well Gigantor makes me sound like a freak.
Octavius: I don't. I just call you Larry.
Larry: Don't be a kiss-ass.
Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?Professor Henry Higgins
My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.Thurgood Jenkins
This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.Lester Burnham
It's not nice to throw people!Anna
When she tells you to cock her, you cock her!Doc