You're sweating like a human... next it will be tears.


Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.

When I saw you, I believed it was a sign -- that something new could come into this world.

Tars Tarkas

Han Solo: Chewie. This can't help me. There'll be another time. The Princess. You have to take care of her. All right?
Princess Leia: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.

It was a good death.

One Stab

Arthur: Say "wash your winky"
Hobson: [Vader-like voice transform] Wash your winky.
Bitterman: Could you do Chewy?

Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.

All men are created equal. No matter how hard you try, you can never erase those words.

Harvey Milk

[after Joel's Princeton interview]
Lana: So, how're we doin'?
Joel Goodson: Looks like University of Illinois!

[written on piece of paper showing it to Frank] Welcome to hell.


Did you know that I was struck by lightning seven times?

Mr. Daws

Raoul Duke: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.

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