That's why when somebody say, "when you get to the NBA, don't forget about me", and that stuff. Well, I should've said to them, "if I don't make it, don't you forget about me."

William Gates

Damn girl, you just went from Beyoncé to Bigfoot in less than 6 hours.

Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso

Henri Ducard: Have you finally learned to do what is necessary?
Bruce Wayne: I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Dante Hicks

Esqueleto: Surpise.
[holding corn in both hands]
Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!

Max: The two cardinal rules of producing. One: Never put your own money in the show.
Leo: And two?
Max: [yelling] Never put your own money in the show!

Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor.
Larry: Um, my names Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny.
Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean?
Larry: Hey teeny, how does that sound?
Jedediah: I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.
Larry: Okay, well Gigantor makes me sound like a freak.
Octavius: I don't. I just call you Larry.
Larry: Don't be a kiss-ass.

Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?

Professor Henry Higgins

My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.

Thurgood Jenkins

This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.

Lester Burnham

It's not nice to throw people!

Anna

When she tells you to cock her, you cock her!

Doc

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