Dr. Fernandez: [With hispanic accent] It becomes a lethal poison!
Tim Dingman: A little person...?

Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.

Dawson

What's your name, Fruit Head?

Grandpa Bud

They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.

Cain

I can't hate him!

Edie Sedgwick

Supreme Chancellor: Kill him now.
Anakin Skywalker: I shouldn't...
Supreme Chancellor: Do it.

Stephen: You said you ain't know him.
Broomhilda: Huh?
Stephen: I said, "You said you ain't know him."
Broomhilda: I don't. Stephen: Yes, you do.
Broomhilda: Mister Stephen, I don't.
Stephen: Why is you lying to me?
Broomhilda: [on the verge of tears] I ain't.
Stephen: Then why is you cryin'?
Broomhilda: You scaring me.
Stephen: Why is I'm scarin' you?
Broomhilda: Because you're scary.

Seeing a man die isn't enough for you, you gotta be close enough to smell his nuts cook?

Paul Edgecomb

From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna get you laid.

Jay

Fuck this clown

Columbus

Our daughters are being traded like cattle for the advancement of men.

Lady Elizabeth

Elle: You're beaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Warner Huntington III: Well, no. That's not entirely true...
Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?

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