Very funny, George. This one will make you laugh.
[shoots George in the foot]

Jake Green

Jocelyn: [at a board meeting over the April issue] Well... they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...
Miranda Priestly: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.

Mr. President, you've got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my vote.

Sydney Ellen Wade

Oooh, Behave!

Austin Powers

Reepicheep: Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine.
Prince Caspian: You are a mouse.
Reepicheep: I was hoping for something a little more original.

I don't wanna die like Hendrix man!

Jeff Portnoy

Anakin: Mem boshka de Shmi Skywalker.
Watto: Annie? Little Annie? It is you!

He's always chasing the pot of gold, but when he gets there, at the end of the day, it's just corn flakes.

Morty

Peter Parker: Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander.
J. Jonah Jameson: It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.

Okay people! We've got to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Nelville Flynn

Well, I've always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.

J.D.

Will you go to prom with me?

Schmidt (to Jenko)

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