I thought you were good Paul... but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy.Annie Wilkes
Lydia: Those three idiots crashed the party!
Mac: Who? The Kardashian girls?
Marisa: The first time you saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Only you didn't see me.
Christopher: What was I supposed to do, introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?
I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.Gandalf
[narrating] Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.Lester Burnham
There are no accidents.Oogway
We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!Captain Steven Hiller
Napoleon Dynamite: Why do you got your hood on like that?
Pedro: Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see.
Napoleon Dynamite: I know what you mean.
Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.Richard
Ray "Bones" Barboni: Let me explain something to you. Momo is dead. Which means that everything he had now belongs to Jimmy Cap, including you. Which also means, that when I speak, I speak for Jimmy. E.g., from now on, you start showing me the proper fucking respect.
Chili Palmer: "E.g." means "for example". What I think you want to say is "I.e.".
Ray "Bones" Barboni: Bullshit! That's short for "ergo".
Chili Palmer: Ask your man.
Bodyguard: To the best of my knowledge, "e.g." means "for example".
Ray "Bones" Barboni: E.g., i.e., fuck you! The point is this: is that, When I say "jump", you say "OK", okay?
Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?
Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.
Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing - Teddy Roosevelt.Bill Burke