Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?

Agent Smith

What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself?

Randal Graves

I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

Gamora

I need to speak to the Jedi Council. The situation has become much more complicated.

Qui-Gon Jinn

"Mater, I am sticking by you, the way you always stick by me."

Lightning McQueen

Prostitute: I'm clean, no HIV.
Danny Archer: Yeah, I've heard that before.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Walter Sobchak

I'm 36 years old, I love my family, I love baseball and I'm about to become a farmer. But until I heard the voice, I'd never done a crazy thing in my whole life.

Ray Kinsella

Hey Matt, What did Jung say about glow sticks?

Andrew Detmer

No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.

Rhett Butler

You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

Wyatt Earp

They say this one has a surprise ending.

Elijah's Mother

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