Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Roger Dorn: Shit, Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.
Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?
Dale Doback: You.
Brennan Huff: Oh.

A king has his reign, and then he dies. It's inevitable.

Meredith Vickers

Kid in Bank: Hey, Mom! It's the guy who robbed the bank.
Tommy: I didn't rob any bank.
Kid in Bank: Oh, yeah, right. Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.
Tommy: I got a tiny head?

William: It's not in me to withdraw.
Prince Edward: No. Nor me. Though it happens.

Erica Barry: What are you doing here, Harry?
Harry: Turns out the heart attack was easy to get over. You... were something else. I finally get it. I'm 63 years old... and I'm in love for the first time in my life.

Sergeant Calhoun: It's make your mama's proud time!
Wreck-It Ralph: I love my mama!

I have to believe that when things are bad I can change them.

Jim Braddock

Colonel Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?
Professor Henry Jones: It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them.

You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

Ernie McCracken

You better bury Ned right! Better not go cuttin' up, nor otherwise harm no whores. Or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-o-bitches.

Will Munny

The price of freedom is high... and it's a price I'm willing to pay! You told me not trust anyone and this is how it ends

Steve Rogers

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