First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?

Narrator

[seeing Alice Cooper] Ugliest woman I've ever seen.

Barnabas Collins

Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer Check: I go both ways.

The Ancient Booer: Boo. Boo. Boo.
Buttercup: Why do you do this?
The Ancient Booer: Because you had love in your hands, and you gave it up.
Buttercup: But they would have killed Westley if I hadn't done it.
The Ancient Booer: Your true love lives. And you marry another. True love saved her in the fire swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.

When you get it wrong you really get it wrong. This woman has devoted her whole life to her people... a job she didn't wan't... the job that killed her father and as far as I can see has done her duty with honour and dignity and now we're all after her blood just beacuse she dis having diffficulty going to the funeral of the woman who threw everything that she offered back in her face and spent the last few years trying to destroy her life.

Tony Blair

It's gonna take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house.

Tripp

Anakin: Don't be afraid.
Padme: I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
Anakin: What are you talking about?
Padme: I love you.

I know everything there is to know about the greatest game ever invented.

Wilbur 'Shooter' Flatch

Fletcher: Mr. Falk, would I be accurate, if I described your relationship with Mrs. Cole as totally professional? I *object*, Your Honor, and I move to strike!
Judge Stevens: Mr. Reede, I don't know what you're on, but you better get to the point, and quick!

Emily: One time an assistant left the desk, because she, I don't know, sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld who had boarded a seventeen hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs: Man the desk at all times. Got it.

Kay Adams: Michael, is it true? Did you have Carlo murdered?
Michael: Don't ask me about my business, Kay.

The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.

Yoda

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