Kaminofsky: I'll kill her!
James Bond: Please, allow me.

Tommy: I... I left a message.
Richard Hayden: A message? What number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: No, it was cordless.
Richard Hayden: You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.

Clarice Starling: Where are you, Dr. Lecter?
Hannibal Lecter: I've no plans to call on you, Clarice. The world is more interesting with you in it.

A real magician tries to invent something new, that other magicians are gonna scratch their heads over.

Alfred Borden

[to two Korean drug dealers] You dress White, talk Black, and drive Jew.

Tom Ludlow

Having children, is, it's like living with little mini drug addicts. You know, they're laughing one minute, and then they're crying the next, and then they're trying to kill themselves in your bathroom for no good reason. They're very mean and selfish and they burn through your money and they break sh-.

Dave

I won't tell your mother about this, right now I'm going to bed. And take that stuff off your face before your mother sees you.

Jake Houseman

Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

Yikes! What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen of those since 1995.

Patrick Patrickson

Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!

Huge Goon

Who's the fellow owns this shithole?

Will Munny

Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

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