Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Tyler Durden

What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none... And that Monsieur is what a Jew shares with a rat.

Col. Hans Landa

You have nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.

The Joker

Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.

[to Yuri] An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.

Harry

Couscous - the food so nice they named it twice.

Dale Denton

Danny Butterman: Do you want anything from the shop?
Nicholas Angel: Cornetto

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.

Sid Garner

I'm bad and that's good. I'll never be good, and that's not bad.

Wreck-It Ralph

Christina? Christina, can you hear me? I don't know if you can, but I'm talking to ya, baby. Do you know how much I love you? I loved you the moment I saw you. I love you now, and I'll love you forever. No goodbye. There's only love, Christina. Only love.

Bobby Shatford

I'm afraid that your friend Mathis... is actually MY friend Mathis.

Le Chiffre

World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

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