There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.

Stuntman Mike

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none... And that Monsieur is what a Jew shares with a rat.

Col. Hans Landa

When the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. You'll see. I'll show you.

The Joker

You can suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!

Johann Krauss

Couscous - the food so nice they named it twice.

Dale Denton

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.

Sid Garner

Aubrey: The Trebles don't respect us, and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power.
Fat Amy: Not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate.'

Darla: I'm a piranha! They're in the Amazon!
Dentist: And a piranha is a fish, just like your present!

So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.


Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die?

Young fool... Only now, at the end, do you understand...

The Emperor

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