Kay Adams: Michael, is it true? Did you have Carlo murdered?
Michael: Don't ask me about my business, Kay.
I was perfect...Nina Sayers
Agent Brown: What were you doing?
Agent Jones: He doesn't know.
Besides, what are we gonna say about the robbery? There's no excuse for that, there's no such thing as justifiable robbery.Louise Sawyer
Pissed Off Fat Guy: You know? Somebody should sue you!
Hancock: You know what? You should sue McDonalds, cuz they fucked you up!
The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.J.D.
Charley Bowdre: It's John Kinney, It's John Kinney, It's John Kinney.
Doc: Thank you very much Charlie!
I don't know whether to help you or euthanize you.Jacob
Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.Seagulls
[a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard.Columbus
Purging is at last at hand. Day of Doom is here. All that is evil, all their allies; your parents, your leaders, those who would call themselves your judges; those who have lied and corrupted the Earth, they shall all be cleansed.Thulsa Doom
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuck off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?