Kay Adams: Michael, is it true? Did you have Carlo murdered?
Michael: Don't ask me about my business, Kay.

I was perfect...

Nina Sayers

Agent Brown: What were you doing?
Agent Jones: He doesn't know.

Besides, what are we gonna say about the robbery? There's no excuse for that, there's no such thing as justifiable robbery.

Louise Sawyer

Pissed Off Fat Guy: You know? Somebody should sue you!
Hancock: You know what? You should sue McDonalds, cuz they fucked you up!

The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.

J.D.

Charley Bowdre: It's John Kinney, It's John Kinney, It's John Kinney.
Doc: Thank you very much Charlie!

I don't know whether to help you or euthanize you.

Jacob

Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

Seagulls

[a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard.

Columbus

Purging is at last at hand. Day of Doom is here. All that is evil, all their allies; your parents, your leaders, those who would call themselves your judges; those who have lied and corrupted the Earth, they shall all be cleansed.

Thulsa Doom

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuck off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?

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