[Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank god for rednecks!


Jane: Would you like a nightcap?
Frank: No thank you, I don't wear them.

The exquisite art of the samurai sword? Don't make me laugh! You're so-called exquisite art is only fit for Japanese fatheads!

Pai Mei

Lauren: Have you ever killed anybody with your bare hands?
Tuck: Not this week.

Go back to Jersey, Sonny. This is the City of the Angels and you haven't got any wings.

Dudley Smith

Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.


It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!


Obi-Wan: Anakin, let's be fair. Today you were the hero and you deserve your glorious day with the politicians.
Anakin Skywalker: All right. But you owe me one, and for not saving your skin for the 10th time.
Obi-Wan: Ninth time. That business on Cato Neimodia doesn't ... doesn't count.

My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.

Thurgood Jenkins

Ethan: Are you blind?
Virgil: Yeah.
Ethan: Cool, see ya.

Supreme Chancellor: Remember back to your early teachings. "All who gain power are afraid to lose it." Even the Jedi.
Anakin Skywalker: The Jedi use their power for good.
Supreme Chancellor: Good is a point of view, Anakin. The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way, including their quest for greater power.
Anakin Skywalker: The Sith rely on their passion for their strength. They think inward, only about themselves.
Supreme Chancellor: And the Jedi don't?
Anakin Skywalker: The Jedi are selfless... they only care about others.

[yelling] I give room 1408 at the Dolphin Hotel TEN SKULLS!

Mike Enslin

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