Ken: Ray, did we or did we not agree that if I let you go on your date tonight, you'd do the things I wanted to do today?
Ray: We are doing the things you wanted to do today.
Ken: And I would do them without you throwing a fucking moody, like a five year old who's dropped all his sweets.
Ray: We didn't agree to that.

From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna get you laid.

Jay

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

Dr. Emmett Brown

Elle: You're beaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Warner Huntington III: Well, no. That's not entirely true...
Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?

It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.

Columbus

Rocky Jr.: Don't take any more chances out there than you have to. There's nothing more to prove, Pop! There's nothing more to prove!
Rocky Balboa: I gotta go out the way I gotta go out.

Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.

Vicky: Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know even if he can't say if he does. And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's ok cause he's a guy, right?
Jessica: He's got a dick, he's a guy.
Vicky: Right.

Katie Deauxma: Dave,why are you dressed like Kick-ass!
Dave Lizewski: I am Kick-ass! I'm also not gay.
Katie Deauxma: Fuck!

Lord Voldemort: Why do you live?
Harry Potter: Because I have something worth living for.

Look at it! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, man! Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in. I mean, come on man, where I am I gonna go? Cliffs on both sides! I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on!

Bodhi

This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.

Lester Burnham

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