I want to thank you for saving my life. I'll be eternally grateful to you.

Briony Tallis, aged 13

Ronald Fleury: Which side do you think Allah's on?
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: We are about to find out!

Combatant: Just imagine 16 vests filled with ceramic ball bearings, slipping by every metal detector in your country.
Navy Seal Commander: And this is happening now?
Combatant: It's happening as we speak.

Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: We found something. I mean we found something!
[pull out a barrel from a hole dug]
Tess Finnegan: What if it's a body?
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: Well he was a midget, with very cheap relatives.
Tess Finnegan: What if it's a head?
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: [pauses and turns around] Do you mind?

In my country, a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases is considered the ultimate aphrodisiac!

Taj

That was longer than a heartbeat.

Jim

I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

Tony Montana

Jacob: This is scientifically possible!
Nick: Tell us how it's scientifically possible, Professor Hawking.
Jacob: I will, 'cause I write Stargate fan fiction; this is my bread and butter, man!
Nick: Oh my God, I seriously almost passed out you're such a dork.

We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.

Carl Burnett

That 'Leave it to Beaver' line almost killed me.

B. Rabbit

I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.

Sweeney Todd

I believe in Holden Caulfield. And in the book, and what he was saying, what he was saying to a lost generation of phony people.

Mark David Chapman

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