So, how's my butt?Sam Baldwin
Marie: [to Ray and Harry] Why don't you both put your guns down, and go home?
Harry: Don't be stupid. This is the shootout.
Fenster: I don't know anything about no fuckin? truck.
Cop: Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether.
Fenster: Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?
Emily: One time an assistant left the desk, because she, I don't know, sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld who had boarded a seventeen hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs: Man the desk at all times. Got it.
Della Bea Robinson: If only your mama was here.
Ray Charles: She's here. She ain't never left.
Doves make you look bad-ass!Jenko
Dryden: Your file shows no kills, but to become a double-0, it takes -
James Bond: Two.
Huh? Did you just- That's it, Tinker Bell! You wanna fly? Then fly!Ben Grimm
Smeagol: Don't ask SmÃ©agol. Poor, poor SmÃ©agol.
Gollum: Master betrayed us. Wicked. Tricksy, False. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him! Kill him! Kill them both! And then we take the precious... and we be the master!
Smeagol: But the fat Hobbit, he knows. Eyes always watching.
Gollum: Then we stabs them out. Put out his eyeses, make him crawl.
Smeagol: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Gollum: Kill them both.
Nigel: [quietly] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.
Marlin: Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?
Nigel: Because I can take you to your son.
Marlin: Yeah, right.
Nigel: No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side.
Marlin: That's Nemo!
I don't know whether to help you or euthanize you.Jacob
Reed Rothchild: TODD... PARKER!
Todd Parker: Rockin' Reid Rothchild!
Reed Rothchild: You made it! Woo-Hoo!
Todd Parker: Amazing party man! Fuckin chicks everywhere!
Reed Rothchild: You bet. Compliments of Jack Horner. Thank you.
Todd Parker: I wouldn't mind me having a piece of that action right over there
Reed Rothchild: Michelle, I'll introduce you.
Todd Parker: Sure, Introduce her to my lap!