Complaining Fan: Move that gigantic cotton candy!
Local Officer Rando: God dammit!
[hits man with cotton candy]
Local Officer Rando: How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

Esqueleto: Surpise.
[holding corn in both hands]
Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!

Adolescence is a marketing tool.

Elaine Miller

Enjoy your fright.

Bob

Okay, people, let's make some fuckie fuckie.

Kelly

I can help. I can fix this. Let me save you. I can save you; I can save everybody.

Neville

Penny Escher: I will gladly and quietly help you kill Harold Crick.
Kay Eiffel: And this coming from someone who's never thought about leaping off a building.

Blogging is not writing. It's just graffiti with punctuation.

Dr. Ian Sussman

Ron: [about Hermione] Why do you think she won't tell us who she's going to the ball with?
Harry: 'Cause she knows we'd take the mickey out of her if she did.

That room is fucking evil.

Gerald Olin

Andy Sachs: So none of the girls here eat anything?
Nigel: Not since two became new four and zero became the new two.
Andy Sachs: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Which is the new fourteen.

Jane: Would you like a nightcap?
Frank: No thank you, I don't wear them.

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