Favorite Quotes
When I go up there on 19, I'm gonna take my entire collection of Johnny Cash along!
William 'Bill' Pogue
Clete, you tell him... Sectionals of '33, one point down. Five, four, three, two, one, let 'er fly... in and out. Yeah, well, I was fouled...
Wilbur 'Shooter' Flatch
Throw to first... Hayes is picked off! Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.
Harry Doyle
[singing] Winter's a good time to sit close and cuddle. But put me in summer and I'll be a... happy snowman!
Olaf
Barry Badrinath: [about Great Gam Gam] All I'm saying is... that whore thing could be a real possibility. Some of my best friends are whores.
Jan Wolfhouse: We know, Barry.
One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.
Ray
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?
Stan
Karl: I don't want to eat you. I just get so hungry. I'm just too big.
Young Ed Bloom: Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you're not too big? That maybe this place is just too small?
Stu Price: That is not Doug.
Mr. Chow: What're you talking about, Willis? That him!
Stu Price: No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow, that's not our friend, he... it's...
Alan Garner: The Doug we're looking for is a white.
That's my bad, I was sending a tweet.
Ted
We may not be gods. But we do what people say can't be done, we hope when there isn't any... whatever odds we face, we prevail.
Andromeda
[to the terminator] Come on mother fucker.
Kyle Reese
