Evan Baxter

You've stuck your webs into my business for the last time!

Doc Ock

Pooter, you're looking quite dapper this morning.

Shelley Darlingson

"Speak the oath. The oath - because everybody knows the oath. I, Hal Jordan, do solemnly swear, to pledge allegiance to a lantern that I got from a dying, purple alien."

Hal Jordan

[performing at the record release party] Rob, thank you for that kind introduction. We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.


Lionel Logue: Do you know the "f" word?
King George VI: Ffff... fornication?

License and registration... chicken fucker.


Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.


Marlin: [inside the whale] What's going on?
Dory: I'll ask. Whaaaa...
Marlin: No, no more whale! You can't speak whale!
Dory: Yes I can!
Marlin: No, you can't! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo!

There was every orb conceivable on that tomb, except one. The orb which fell from the heavens, and inspired Newtons life's work, work that incurred the wrath of the church. Until his dying day. A P P L E - Apple.

Robert Langdon

Christopher Gardner: How many planets are there?
Christopher: Um... 7?
Christopher Gardner: Seven? Nine! Okay, who's the king of the jungle?
Christopher: The gorilla?
Christopher Gardner: Gorilla? Nope. Lion.
Christopher: Yeah, lion, lion. You wanna hear something funny?

Jane: I never do anything like this.
Kevin: I know.
Jane: You do?
Kevin: Yes, you kept repeating that over and over last night - I never do anything like this... I NEVER do anything like this... I never do ANYTHING like this...

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