Jackie: Lula, a snack?
Lula: You always complainin'. It's hot. I'm hungry.
[to two Korean drug dealers] You dress White, talk Black, and drive Jew.Tom Ludlow
Don Corleone: You could act like a man.
Don Corleone: What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, some Hollywood finnochio that cries like a woman?
Don Corleone: Oh, Godfather, what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
Jerry Maguire... How'm I doing? I'm sweating dude! I'm sweatin' my contract! I'm sweating Bob Sugar calling me, telling me I'm missing the big endorsements by being with you! THAT'S how I'm doing - I'm sweating dude!Rod Tidwell
Tobin Frost: Do I make you nervous?
Matt Weston: You're not gonna get in my head.
Tobin Frost: I'm already in your head.
[over the CB] All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.Theo
It's over, Commander. The rebels have been routed and they're fleeing into the woods. We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit.Han Solo
Princess Isabelle: The king desires peace.
William Wallace: Longshanks desires peace?
Princess Isabelle: He declares it to me, I swear it. He proposes that you withdraw your attack. In return he grants you title, estates, and this chest of gold which I am to pay to you personally.
William Wallace: A lordship and titles. Gold. That I should become Judas?
Princess Isabelle: Peace is made in such ways.
William Wallace: Slaves are made in such ways. The last time Longshanks spoke of peace I was a boy. And many Scottish nobles, who would not be slaves, were lured by him under a flag of truce to a barn, where he had them hanged. I was very young, but I remember Longshanks' notion of peace.
Matilda: I've been trying to reach you for a week.
Derek Zoolander: A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
Matilda: That was last Friday.
Derek Zoolander: Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.Po
Pissed Off Fat Guy: You know? Somebody should sue you!
Hancock: You know what? You should sue McDonalds, cuz they fucked you up!
Christopher Gardner: You gotta trust me, all right?
Christopher: I trust you.