Scarlet: You look a little pale.
Doyle: Blood makes me nauseous.
Jane Smith: Any last words?
John Smith: The new curtains are hideous.
Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.J.D.
Pamela Landy: What?
Ward Abbott: I know how you're feeling. You lost two men in Berlin and you want it to mean something, but nothing Bourne gives you will bring your men back. Nothing in those files makes their sacrifice worthwhile. You have to let go. We're professionals, when an operation goes bad, we tie it off.
The universe is an infinite sphere whose center is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere.Bernard Jaffe
Charlie: Do you like football?
Patrick: Love it. Be aggressive! Passive aggressive!
Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery.
John Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: Never.
John Winger: So much for the monastery.
Patrick Gates: What is that animal skin? How old is it?
Ben Gates: About 200 years.
Patrick Gates: Sure?
Ben Gates: Pretty darn.
Justin Hammer: Christine's doing a spread on me.
Pepper Potts: She did a spread on Tony last year.
Tony Stark: Wrote an article too.
Pepper Potts: Very impressive.
Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.
Deena, you know why I chose you to sing lead? Because your voice... has no personality. No depth. Except for what I put in there.Curtis Taylor Jr.
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.Shooter McGavin