Peter Parker: A hundred bucks? The ad said three thousand.
Wrestling Promoter: Well, check it again, web head. The ad said three grand, for three minutes, and you pinned him in two. For that I give you a hundred, and you're lucky to get that.
Peter Parker: I need that money.
Wrestling Promoter: I missed the part where that's my problem.
You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!Reuben
Leslie: Da na da na!
Penny: You're wearing nut-huggers!
Cornelius Fudge: Now write your name only.
Dumbledore: It's quite a long name.
You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!Mick
Alvin: Dave needs a little help from the love doctor.
Theodore: And his assistant.
Larry: So Anna tell me your bloke wrote a book. Any good?
Alice: Of course.
Larry: It's about you isn't it?
Alice: Some of me.
Larry: Oh? What did he leave out?
Alice: The truth.
They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.Dwayne T. Robinson
Reed Richards: [while fighting Victor Von Doom] Johnny! Supernova!
Johnny Storm: I thought we agreed that was bad!
Reed Richards: Now!
Sean Combs: Yo, he got sex appeal like LL?
Wayne Barrow: A little bigger than that.
Sean Combs: What, like Heavy D?
Wayne Barrow: He's a little darker than that.
Wayne Barrow: He look like Wesley Snipes?
Wayne Barrow: Oh, he ain't Wesley...
No you're not hardcore! Unless you live hardcore! And the legend of the rent was way hardcore!Dewey Finn
Lena: Papou, I need to say something to you. You can pretend that you don't understand me, but I know you do. People have always said to me that I take after Yia Yia, that I have her face and her smile, but what no-one ever sees is that there's this whole other part of me that's just like you: quiet, and-and stubborn, and afraid of showing too much... and then I met someone who changed everything and he showed me that I can take a chance even when it's only for a moment...