Mary Jane: Don't make me look ugly.
Peter Parker: That's impossible.

Trinity: What's he doing?
Morpheus: He's beginning to believe.

Matilda: I've been trying to reach you for a week.
Derek Zoolander: A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
Matilda: That was last Friday.
Derek Zoolander: Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?

[to Lyra] Do you wish to ride me?

Iorek Byrnison

Bart: [Jim is trying to sit up from dangling on the ceiling] Need any help?
Jim: Oh, all I can get.

Dirk: Does he want me to keep going until I come?
Amber Waves: Yeah. You just come when you're ready.
Dirk: Where should I come?
Amber Waves: Where do you want?
Dirk: Wherever you tell me.
Amber Waves: Come on my tits, if you can, okay? Just pull it out and do it on my stomach and my tits, if you can.

Brand Hauser: Did you know that the word "person" comes from the Latin word "persona", which means mask? So maybe being human means we invite spectators to ponder what lies behind. Each of us will be composed of a variety of masks, and if we can see behind the mask, we would get a burst of clarity. And if that flame was bright enough, that's when we fall in love. What's your opinion on these divine matters?
Natalie Hegalhuzen: I'm not going to fuck you. You know that, right?

[to wife] You're an inanimate fuckin' object!

Harry

Sometimes I get so lonely I forget what day it is, and how to spell my name.

Dagmar

Sheeeeeeeeeeeep!

Evan Baxter

Erica, you are a woman to love.

Harry

Go back to Jersey, Sonny. This is the City of the Angels and you haven't got any wings.

Dudley Smith

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