Jules, y'know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... there was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge.


Wolfman: This gives me a hard on.
Hollywood: Don't tease me.

Dr. Richard Kimble: I thought you didn't care?
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't. [laughs] Don't tell anybody, okay?

You're gonna kill me woman! I need sleep, I need food, to regain my strength!

Young Noah

Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?

The Mayor of Who-ville

And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!

Roman Nagel

Andy Sachs: I thought only the first assistant went to the benefit
Miranda Priestly: Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus of viral plague.

Fuck this clown


Jimmy Smith Jr: Hey, Lily, hey baby what are you still doing up?
Lily Smith: You woke me up, you know?
Jimmy Smith Jr: Oh, I'm sorry baby. Let's go back to bed.
Lily Smith: Can you sing for me?
Jimmy Smith Jr: Yeah, of course I will.

I'll do or say anything if I believe in it, but I have to believe in the cause.

Stephen Myers

Jason Tshabalala: According to the experts, we'll reach the quarter-finals, and no further.
Nelson Mandela: According to the experts, you and I should still be dead.

Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!
Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

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