Miracle Max: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.
Fezzik: I'm on the Brute Squad.
Miracle Max: You *are* the Brute Squad?

Calvin Candie: Your boss looks a little green around the gills.
Django: He just ain't used to seein' a man ripped apart by dogs is all.
Calvin Candie: But you are used to it?
Django: I'm just a little more used to Americans than he is.

Finn McMissile: "Finn McMissile, British intelligence."
Mater: "Tow Mater, average intelligence."

After 19 years in the big leagues, 40 year old Billy Chapel has trudged to the mound for over 4000 innings. But tonight, he's pitching against time, he's pitching against the future, against age, against ending. Tonight, he will make the fateful walk to the loneliest spot in the world, the pitching mound at Yankee Stadium, to push the sun back into the sky and give us one more day of summer.

Vin Scully

The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.


My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

Topper Harley

So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel, as you are.

T.E. Lawrence

I will not touch the white man's poison; his drugs, his liquor, his swine, his women.

Malcolm X

Navy Seal Wife: Be safe.
Navy Seal #2: You know I will.

That room is fucking evil.

Gerald Olin

[from trailer] People will continue to hurt you, and let you down...


Officer Hanson: Something else funny?
Peter: [laughing] People, man... people

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