Chad: Is it the eggs?
Dylan: It's not the eggs.
Chad: Is it the boat?
Dylan: No, it's not the boat, I have to go though.
Chad: Is it the Chad?
Dylan: It might be the Chad.
Chad: The Chad... It's the Chad!
[Chad falls into the water]

Oh, isn't that wonderful? All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston are dropping dead and *you* think it's unrelated! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe!

Paul Smecker

Edward Cullen: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Isabella Swan: No, not the moats.
Edward Cullen: Not the moats.

Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing - Teddy Roosevelt.

Bill Burke

Mr. Ray: Well, hello Nemo. Who's this?
Nemo: Exchange student.
Squirt: I'm from the EAC, dude.
Mr. Ray: Sweet!
Nemo, Squirt: Totally!

Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.

Haziz

Does the term "cruel and unusual punishment" mean anything to you?

Blue Stanton

Oh, my God... You made the tower of Twinkie...

Ronnie

Okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now!

Hit Girl

Stephen: I count six shots, ni**er.
Django: [pulls out a second revolver] I count two guns, ni**er.

[to Rob after the first blackout occurs] Looks like you should have left town a little bit earlier...
[large explosion in distance]

Hud

She's the one I have waited for.

Barbara Covett

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