Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.

Lotte Schwartz

I want to thank you for saving my life. I'll be eternally grateful to you.

Briony Tallis, aged 13

I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Harry Burns

Stephanie Plum: They blew up our car!
Joe Morelli: Excuse me, who's car?
Stephanie Plum: Your car. You want it back?

Buggin' Out: Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass.
Sal: You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass. You've got a boycott.

Jesus Chris

Reverend Philip Shooter

This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!


They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.

Dwayne T. Robinson

Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing - Teddy Roosevelt.

Bill Burke

Mason: [after being punched in the nuts] Why?
Tipper: You know why!

I am mad at my dad. I am MAD at my dad. Why is that so hard for me to see, Tibby? I have no problem being mad at you.


Saul: Red! You came back! Man, you lied to me. You said you had herpes and Dale said you didn't.
Red: I know Saul. I'm sorry. It's just, after all this, and seeing this guy’s nuts get smashed with my Daewoo, I love you man.
Red: I want to be inside you, homes!

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