Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.

Lee Christmas: Are you crazy? You could've killed me!
Barney Ross: You're welcome!

Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Andy Dufresne

You're king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa!

Brüno

If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin 'Ennngghhh!

Oscar

I am Jack's wasted life.

Narrator

Bella Swan: This isn't real. This kind of stuff just doesn't exist.
Edward Cullen: It does in my world.

Daisy: Will you sleep with me?
Benjamin Button: Absolutely.

Dan: I fell in love.
Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it," and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one.

In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

Katie

Hey Boys, Is that anyway to treat a lady?

Alice

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