Your soul is stained with the blood of innocents.Ghost Rider
Get the fuck off my sight before I'll demolish you!Terence Fletcher
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.The Joker
Deirdre Burroughs: I disapprove of your choices.
Augusten Burroughs: I haven't had a choice!
Deirdre Burroughs: You did when you wrote this, didn't you?
Augusten Burroughs: You read my journal?
Deirdre Burroughs: Don't try and compete with me, Augusten. If you move back in with me, I won't allow it. You'll only get hurt. When I become a very famous woman, they'll write that I had a son who was a writer too, who doesn't compare to my brilliance. I want more for you than that.
Augusten Burroughs: Did you mix your pills again?
If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age 50, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.Dennis Hope
I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.General Aladeen
Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.Thulsa Doom
Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!Jeff Spicoli
Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?The Mayor of Who-ville
I don't think I can be with someone who doesn't like animals and thinks I'm a mental personAndie
No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.Rorschach