A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Hannibal Lecter

[addressing his troops] And remember. This was all made possible thanks to the g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!


Fuck this clown


We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!

Captain Steven Hiller

Heywood: You really knocked the crap out of that one.
Willie Mays Hayes: Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this. [shows Heywood his black gloves] I bought a hundred of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.
Heywood: My ass.

Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

I'll do or say anything if I believe in it, but I have to believe in the cause.

Stephen Myers

Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it.


And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!

Roman Nagel

Dr. Richard Kimble: I thought you didn't care?
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't. [laughs] Don't tell anybody, okay?

You're gonna kill me woman! I need sleep, I need food, to regain my strength!

Young Noah

Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?

The Mayor of Who-ville

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