[to himself] "Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.Jack Ryan
You guys playing cards?Flounder
Colonel Oates: Get down and give me infinity.
Bill: There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups.
Ted: Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style...
Robbie Turner: I'm sorry, you weren't meant to see that. It was the wrong version.
Cecilia Tallis: What was in the right one?
Robbie Turner: It was...
Cecilia Tallis: Not so anatomical?
John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!David Marshall
Charlie: What do you wanna do? Just drop down on the tile and go for it?
Maverick: No, actually I had this counter in mind.
Charlie: Great, that would be very, very comfortable, yeah.
Maverick: It could be.
Bruce Wayne: Why didn't you just kill me?
Bane: Your punishment must be more severe.
...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.Mr. Garrison
Evelyn: No harm ever came from opening a chest
Rick: Yeah, right, and no harm ever came from reading a book. You remember how that one went?
This shark, swallow you whole.Quint
This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!Sarah
Leopard Seal: Come here, sausage. I take you with ketchup!
RamÃ³n: Yeah, but first you gotta catch up!