Me? I've been a thief since I had baby teeth.

Charlie Croker

I have a bad feeling about this.


He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like oh, sure he went to Harvard.

Louis Winthorpe III

[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.


Mary Jane: I wanna... act. On stage.
Peter Parker: Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays.
Mary Jane: Really?
Peter Parker: Yeah. I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella.
Mary Jane: Peter, that was first grade.
Peter Parker: Well, even so...

Everyone you've ever known or loved is dead! They're all dead! There is no god.


Linda: I can fly.
George: You can't fly!
Linda: I believe I can fly.
George: If you're going to get literal with an R. Kelly song, do Trapped in the Closet...

I don't wanna die like Hendrix man!

Jeff Portnoy

I know where you keep your gun.

James Bond

I've lived by their rules my entire life. I've protected them. envied them. and for what? To be treated like an animal. We are not animals! Is this want you want? We can be slaves, or we can be... LYCANS!


If you want to kill a public servant, Mr. Maroney, I suggest you buy American.

Harvey Dent

I'm supposed to dig.


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