Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it.

Walter

At least he is not a book burner, you Nazi cow.

Annie Kinsella

I believe in Holden Caulfield. And in the book, and what he was saying, what he was saying to a lost generation of phony people.

Mark David Chapman

Peter Gibbons: Look, I don't know about you guys, but I'm tired of being pushed around. Aren't you?
Samir: Yes, Peter, but I'm not going to do anything illegal.
Peter Gibbons: Samir, this is America.

Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.

McManus

Captain: They look thirsty!
King Leonidas: Well, let's give them something to drink! To the cliffs!

My mother told me to be wary of Fauns.

Mercedes

[the Tank Gang is watching the dentist]
Deb: What have we got?
Peach: Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty.
Bloat: Dam and clamper installed?
Peach: Yep.

I'm not allowed to bet, but if I could, I'd bet on you.

Cinna

It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst feeling I ever had.

George

That's right Curtis. You stopped me once, but you'll never stop me again!

Effie Melody White

Tony Montana: Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!
Elvira: Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?

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