My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.

Nick Naylor

David Seville: You know, if I were to make a list of the worst days of my life, guess what? This day would be on top of the list!
Alvin: And it's still early!

You still think you're the cutest trick in shoe leather.

Rhett Butler

I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer.

David

Basil Exposition: Austin, the Cold War is over!
Austin Powers: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
Basil Exposition: Austin... we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!

There's not a lot that I am good at. But I'm good at getting guys to want me. Not date me, or marry me, but want me.

Rose Lorkowski

Your swordsmanship is amateur at best.

Pai Mei

Will Hayes: I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women.
Maya Hayes: What's the boy word for 'slut'?
Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet.

I like the way you die, boy.

Django

[about the soap] Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

Narrator

Dan: You've ruined my life.
Anna: You'll get over it.

Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly!

Traitoro

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