My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.Nick Naylor
David Seville: You know, if I were to make a list of the worst days of my life, guess what? This day would be on top of the list!
Alvin: And it's still early!
You still think you're the cutest trick in shoe leather.Rhett Butler
I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer.David
Basil Exposition: Austin, the Cold War is over!
Austin Powers: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
Basil Exposition: Austin... we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!
There's not a lot that I am good at. But I'm good at getting guys to want me. Not date me, or marry me, but want me.Rose Lorkowski
Your swordsmanship is amateur at best.Pai Mei
Will Hayes: I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women.
Maya Hayes: What's the boy word for 'slut'?
Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet.
I like the way you die, boy.Django
[about the soap] Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.Narrator
Dan: You've ruined my life.
Anna: You'll get over it.
Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly!Traitoro