Gru: [to the girls] Did you brush your teeth?
[Takes a whiff]
Gru: You did *not*!

Throw to first... Hayes is picked off! Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.

Harry Doyle

Ew. EW. EW! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup!

Elliot

[to Charlie] Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan

Roy

You did everything penguinly possible.

Ramón

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Mexican Bandit

Meredith Morton: What's so great about you guys?
Sybil Stone: Uh, nothing... it's just that we're all that we've got.

I only have 1,123,581 most important things to talk to you about...

Pepper Potts

How many times are you going to kill my dog Holmes?

Dr. John Watson

Sheryl: [after Frank's suicide attempt] I'm so glad you're still here.
Frank: Well, that makes one of us.

I thought you were good Paul... but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy.

Annie Wilkes

I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!

Steve Stifler

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