The price of freedom is high... and it's a price I'm willing to pay! You told me not trust anyone and this is how it endsSteve Rogers
You're sweating like a human... next it will be tears.Hades
John: You don't think she's gonna be expecting something big, do you?
Ted: What, like anal?
From here you can get an excellent view of my foot.Pai Mei
Barry the Baptist: Hello son, would you like a lolly?
Little Chris: Piss off, you nonce!
Mikey, DJ interviewer: How do you think this new record compares to your old, classic stuff?
Billy Mack: Oh come on Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap. But wouldn't it be great if number one this Christmas wasn't some smug teenager but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price? Those young popsters come Christmas will be stretched out naked with a cute bird balancing on their balls and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe, ugliest man in the world, fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: I think you're referring to "If you really love Christmas..."
Billy Mack: "Come on and let it snow." Ouch.
Does the term "cruel and unusual punishment" mean anything to you?Blue Stanton
Perseus: If I do this, I do it as a man.
Draco: But you are not JUST a man!
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If I am King, where is my power? Can I declare war? Form a government? Levy a tax? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority because they think that when I speak, I speak for them.King George VI
I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.Kathryn
Your bags are packed and you think the wine will give me a headache?Erin Gruwell
Street Vendor: Water?
Marcus Brody: No thank you, fish make love in it.