She's sweet, but she's fucked-up.

Herman Blume

Jesus Paul! Why don't you just fucking rape me?


Robert Langdon: The ancient male symbol was the blade, it's a basic phallus. It's still used today on military uniforms.
Sir Leigh Teabing: Yes, and the more penises you have, the higher your rank. Boys will be boys!

I'm tired, Trinity. Tired of this war, tired of fighting... I'm tired of the ship, being cold, eating the same goddamn goop everyday...


Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!

That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.


Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
Vivian: She rescues him right back.

Paladins kill Jumpers, I kill Paladins, class dismissed.


Han Solo: I think my eyes are getting better. Now instead of a big dark blur, I see a big bright blur.
Luke: There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
Han Solo: You're gonna die here, you know.

King Dingaling.

Mike Lowrey

Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

Get off my lawn!

Walt Kowalski

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