It is within my power to drastically change his circumstances, but I don't want to give that man a gift he doesn't deserve.

Ben Thomas

Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.

That's no moon. It's a space station.

Obi-Wan

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Billy Beane

I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

Gamora

Mother Nature just pissed her pants, dude!

Cody

After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

Verbal

Kat Stratford: I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.
Ms. Perky: "Quivering member." I like that.

Jake Sully: Look, I know you probably don't undertstand this... but, thank you.
Neytiri: [Ignores him and speaks in Na'vi]
Jake Sully: Thank you.
Neytiri: [Speaks in Na'vi]
Jake Sully: That was pretty impressive. I would have been screwed if you hadn't come along.
[Neytiri stands up and leaves. Jake follows her]
Jake Sully: Hey, wait a second! Where are you going? Wait up! Just, hey, slow down! I just wanted to say thanks for killing those things...
[Neytiri hits him with her bow]
Jake Sully: AH!Damn!
Neytiri: Don't thank. You don't thank for this! This is sad. Very sad only.
Jake Sully: Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Whatever I did, I'm sorry.
Neytiri: All this is your fault. They did not need to die.
Jake Sully: My fault? They attacked me! How am I the bad guy?
Neytiri: Your fault! Your fault.
Jake Sully: Easy. Easy...
Neytiri: You are like a baby. Making noise, don't know what to do.
Jake Sully: Fine. If you loved your little forest friends... why not let them kill me? What's the thinking?
Neytiri: Why save you?
Jake Sully: Yeah, why save me?
Neytiri: You have a strong heart. No fear. But stupid! Ignorant like a child!
[Neytiri walks away and Jake follows after her]
Jake Sully: Well, if I'm like a child, then maybe you should teach me.
Neytiri: Sky People can not learn, you do not see.
Jake Sully: Then teach me how to see.
Neytiri: No one can teach you to see.

You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library.

Will

Sister Encarnación: Ignacio, I have been looking all over for you, where have you been?
Nacho: I have been here. I have been sleeping.
Sister Encarnación: In a frilly shirt and slacks?
Nacho: They are my PJ's

Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it.

Walter

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