I think I'll quit my painting and... just make Edie a big star.

Andy Warhol

You're my ambassador of quawn, man.

Rod Tidwell

Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.

Smokey

They're filming midgets!

Ray

Peter's mom: Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter: Thank you fiancee.
Peter's dad: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter: Oh come on!

Oh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. [silence] So, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Bill Lumbergh

The important thing about that freedom train, is it's got to climb mountains. We ALL have to climb mountains, you know. Mountains that go way up high, and mountains that go deep and low. Yes, we know what those mountains are here at Glide. We sing about them.

Reverend Williams

Thénardier: Everybody raise a glass!
Madame Thénardier: Raise it up the master's arse!

Ronnie Barnhardt: Yuens, you guys are my infantry. One of you dies, God gave me another one.
Matt Yuen: Okay.
John Yuen: Awesome.

No milk will ever be our milk.

Veronica Vaughn

Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.

Norman Osborn

Chris McConnell: What am I afraid of her for? She's no rocket scientist.
C.D. Bales: Well, actually, she is a rocket scientist.

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