Brodie: The usual vault rules apply: Touch not, lest ye be touched.
T.S. Quint: You're such an anal retentive bastard.
Brodie: Hey, I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but oh no. You wanted to play little league.

My name is Robert Neville. I am a survivor living in New York City. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday, at midday, when the sun is highest in the sky.

Neville

I think I'll quit my painting and... just make Edie a big star.

Andy Warhol

Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'cause i'll jack off on your face.

Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows, like 'BJ and the Bear.' Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey.

Brodie

Hey Dad, George. Hey, you on the bike!

Marty McFly

It is not our abilities that show what we truly are... it is our choices.

Dumbledore

Mr. Braddock: Don't you think that idea is a little half-baked?
Benjamin: Oh no, Dad, it's completely baked.

It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst feeling I ever had.

George

Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair.

Kirk

Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?

Jane

King Dingaling.

Mike Lowrey

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