Kaminofsky: I'll kill her!
James Bond: Please, allow me.

You think you know the story of Dracula. You have no idea. But I'm going to show you. Drink Dracula.

Master Vampire

You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive.

Van Wilder

Hollis Elmore: You shot me, and you murdered my friends... and you dumped us in the lake.
Darwin Tremor: Pretty much.

Mike: You're all about comfort and efficiency!
Abby Richter: What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?
Mike: Well nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.

Officer Shawn: [on the phone, about Donna] Where is she?
Officer: She's at her senior prom.
Officer Shawn: [about Richard Fenton] He escaped from jail!

You know ,I always liked the idea of being in control of my own future until it actaully happened.

Troy Bolton

[repeated line] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Inigo Montoya

Brand: There's the mountains!
Cooper: Those aren't mountains, they're waves.

[talking to Ana while holding a cardboard box with multiple small paper bags inside] I brought you flours.

Harold Crick

Giselle: Nobody has been very nice to me.
Robert: Yeah, well, welcome to New York.
Giselle: Thank you.

Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.

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