Chon Wang: If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy: That's fair.

Joe Miller: Have you ever felt discriminated against at Wyatt Wheeler?
Anthea Burton: Well, yes.
Joe Miller: In what way?
Anthea Burton: Well, Mr. Wheeler's secretary, Lydia, said that Mr. Wheeler had a problem with my earrings.
Joe Miller: Really?
Anthea Burton: Apparently Mr. Wheeler felt that they were too... "Ethnic" is the word she used. And she told me that he said that he would like it if I wore something a little less garish, a little smaller, and more "American."
Joe Miller: What'd you say?
Anthea Burton: I said my earrings are American. They're African-American.

In my country, a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases is considered the ultimate aphrodisiac!


Three months ago, you lost the drive containing the identity of every agent embedded in terrorist organizations across the globe.

Gareth Mallory

Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!

Huge Goon

You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.

Big Dan Teague

You know what I tell people when they ask why I don't use the word "the" when I talk about CIA? Do you put a "the" in front of God?

Richard Hayes

What the city council did was really... give me a challenge, and it's a challenge that I am going to... accept. It's like in the olden days, in the... days of France, when men would slap each other with their gloves... say, y'know...”D'Artagnan!"... y'know, "how dare you talk to me like that, you!," and... smack 'em!

Corky St. Clair

They will look for his coming from the White Tower. But he will not return.


They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.


Saul: BF... FF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin’ Friends Forever Man!

Philosophical Gambler: Yesterday is history and tomorrow is a mystery.
Philosophical Gambler: You got to make it do what it do in the moment baby.

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