You've stuck your webs into my business for the last time!

Doc Ock

I'm gettin' too fat for this s***.

Larry

It depends on who your god is.

Indiana Jones

The Joker: Gotham City Cathedral, transportation for two.
Helicopter Goon: Right away, sir?
The Joker: Five minutes.
Helicopter Goon: Okay, five minutes.
[Joker raises his head to look at the top of the Cathedral]
The Joker: Better make it ten.

Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.

Smokey

Christopher Gardner: Um, yes. "Fuck" is spelled right but you shouldn't use that word.
Christopher: Why? What's it mean?
Christopher Gardner: It's, um, an adult word used to express anger and, uh, other things. But it's an adult word. It's spelled right, but don't use it.

Officer: Have you ever been convicted of espionage, sedition or treason?
Chris Farraday: Together?

Trench: Give this job to my friend, he loves playing in the jungle.
Barney Ross: Right.
Mr. Church: [Trench leaves] What's his fucking problem?
Barney Ross: He wants to become president.

One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.

Ray

Gimbel's Santa: Let the kid talk.
Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
Gimbel's Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.
Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.

I'm just living the Dream, Baby!

Jedediah

Marie: [to Ray and Harry] Why don't you both put your guns down, and go home?
Harry: Don't be stupid. This is the shootout.

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