David Seville: Chipmunks don't talk.
Simon: Our lips are moving and words are coming out.
Morpheus: He fights for us...
Steve Rogers / Captain America: That wasn't so bad...
Dr. Abraham Erskine: That was the penicillin.
Chaucer: I'm a writer.
Wat: A what?
Chaucer: A wha- a what? A writer. I write, with parchment, and ink. Geoffrey Chaucer's the name, writing's the game. You've read my book? the Book of the Duchess? No? Well, it was allegorical.
Roland: Well, we won't hold that against you, that's for every man to decide for himself.
[goes up to Hermione in Room of Requirement] Don't worry Hermione. I'll go easy on you.Ron Weasley
Trina: I'm sure she's fine
Angela: Trick, was anybody talking to you?
Angela: Yes, trick. As in slut, whore, tramp. You don't know your name?
Because you love her, I will forgive that, ONCE! Say that again, and you are no longer my brother.Tristan
Kid in Bank: Hey, Mom! It's the guy who robbed the bank.
Tommy: I didn't rob any bank.
Kid in Bank: Oh, yeah, right. Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.
Tommy: I got a tiny head?
You need to keep BOTH eyes open.Nick Fury
Magneto: Quite a talent you have there, Pyro.
Pyro: [Flames appear in Pyro's hand] I can only manipulate the fire. I can't create it.
Magneto: You're a god among insects.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: [throws a plate of eggs] I SAID OVER EASY! [calmly] Now why did I do that?
Dave Buznik: Because I refused to spoon with you last night?
I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, and fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! What the fuck you lookin at, I'll kick yo fuckin ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin tonight, we're gonna rip off that fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' SOUL. Hey, what's up baby, what's up, sluts?Jay