In punishment for lack of an interesting pirate name, Peter shall walk the plank.J.M. Barrie
Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...Tyler Durden
Badger: In summation, I think you just got to not do it, man. That's all.
Mr. Fox: I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.
Badger: The cuss you are.
Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?
Badger: No, you cussing with me?
Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me!
Badger: If you're gonna cuss, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!
Badger: You're not gonna cuss with me!
[Both start snarling at each other, and then settle down]
Mr. Fox: Just buy the tree.
Sean: I call dibs on the mountain climber.
Trevor: What? You're thirteen; you can't call dibs.
[holding corn in both hands]
Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!
Mary Jane: You're amazing.
Spider-Man: Some people don't think so...
Mary Jane: But you are.
Spider-Man: Nice to have a fan...
I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce.Martin
This planet is a game reserve. And we're the game.Royce
Barbara: My, how you've grown!
Ed: Yeah, you'd better believe it.
Coach Boone: Are your parents here?
Coach Boone: Good.
Cameron: It's about time you realize what it's like to be black.
Christine: Oh, and you're talking about being black? The closest you ever came to being black, Cameron, was watching the Cosby Show.
Cameron: Well, at least I didn't watch it with the rest of the equestrian team.
Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!
Willy: That's actually the sewer line.