There are two kinds of men and only two. And that young man is one kind. He is high-minded. He is pure. He's the kind of man the world pretends to look up to, and in fact despises. He is the kind of man who breeds unhappiness, particularly in women. Do you understand?

Komarovski

Maybe I got a shot at making a change.

Ren

Patrick: Someone still has her panties in a twist.
Kat Stratford: Don't, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
Patrick: Then what did I have an effect on?
Kat Stratford: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.

Did you know that I was struck by lightning seven times?

Mr. Daws

There was every orb conceivable on that tomb, except one. The orb which fell from the heavens, and inspired Newtons life's work, work that incurred the wrath of the church. Until his dying day. A P P L E - Apple.

Robert Langdon

Andy Sachs: I thought only the first assistant went to the benefit
Miranda Priestly: Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus of viral plague.

[to Big John Brittle] I like the way you die, boy.

Django

People know the truth. They may not like it or want to know it, but they always know. Lie and you'll lose her.

Stephen

Every second we stand here is a second lost!

Colonel Mertz von Quirnheim

With desire, focus, and the willingness to treat every obstacle as an opportunity, it's amazing what you can accomplish.

Mini

Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?

Fenster

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

Metatron

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