Maya Hayes: What's a threesome?
Will Hayes: It's a game, that adults play sometimes... When they're bored.
Maya Hayes: ...Whatever.
Tiberius Caesar: [Tiberius Caesar sees Judah Ben-Hur, in Arrius' chariot] This man riding beside you, who is he?
Quintus Arrius: The man who saved me, divine Emperor, to return and serve you.
Tiberius Caesar: Is that all you know of him?
Quintus Arrius: No. He was accused of an attack on the governor of Judea. But he was innocent.
Tiberius Caesar: If not, there is a strange inconsistency in this man, who tries to kill my governor, yet saves the life of my Consul. Come tomorrow, and we will talk of him.
Julie: Who's Toby?
Young Kristi: He's my friend.
Julie: I don't see him.
Young Kristi: He's standing right next to you.
You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts.Austin Powers
Will Hayes: I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women.
Maya Hayes: What's the boy word for 'slut'?
Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet.
Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.Metatron
Fin: Do you guys love each other?
[Young Noah snickers]
Fin: Oh I get it, you guys do love each other!
Young Noah: Okay. Goodbye
Don't worry, Master Wayne. It takes a little time to get back into the swing of things.Alfred
Anakin Skywalker: Are you all right? You're trembling. What's going on?
PadmÃ©: Something wonderful has happened. Ani, I'm pregnant.
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.Michael Corleone
The man I worked for had one of the biggest companies in New York City. He didn't own his own company. White man owned it, so they owned him. Nobody owns me, though.Frank Lucas
Who loves ya, baby?Brooke