Prince Naveen: [as a frog] I am Prince Naveen...
[Tiana squashes him with a book]
Prince Naveen: [weakly] ... of Maldonia...

Phil: You're not my friend!
Alan: Don't say that Phil, are you serious? Even in America!?
Stu: You're the bearded devil!

Lou: "Who took my f***in' shoe?!"
Jacob: "Blaine apparently beat your shoe off of you, which -- I don't even know how that could f***in' happen."

[to Camille] Take a deep breath, you only got one shot, make it count.

James Bond

Bonasera... Bonasera.

Don Corleone

Erica, you are a woman to love.


I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck.


She's the one I have waited for.

Barbara Covett

Just a soothing, relaxing, vibrating home huh? [laughs] I'm sorry.

William Somerset

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Derek Zoolander

Okay guys give me some room. I've just been ordered to fire on Air Force One.

F-15 Pilot

Narrator: Antarctica, an inhospitable wasteland, but even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom, we find life. And not just any life
Skipper: Seriously?

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