Just because I told you my story, does not invite you to be a part of it!

Edward Cole

In my country, a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases is considered the ultimate aphrodisiac!

Taj

The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.

Jacob

Will you go to prom with me?

Schmidt (to Jenko)

Dan Burns: [after the family sees him kissing Marie] You guys broke up, right?
Mitch Burns: Two hours ago!

Johnny Truelove: You ever have that dream: the one where you did something... You don't know why, but you can never go back?

Go and hide out somewhere. San Diego, Tahiti, Utah. No! Not Utah. Utah sucks.

Matt Saunders

I know the presidents' chief advisor, we were at MIT together. And, in a situation like this, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are... wrong. I'mright.

Ronald Quincy

Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream.

Farva

You're nothing to me until you're everything.

Sydney Prosser

Phil Parma: Do you know that every other word you use is either 'shit', 'fuck', 'balls' or 'cocksucker'?
Earl Partridge: Could you do me a personal favor?
Phil Parma: Go fuck myself?
Earl Partridge: You got it.

Jim Braddock: For two hundred and fifty dollars I would fight your wife!
Joe Gould: Now you're dreaming
Jim Braddock: ...and your grandmother, at the same time.
Joe Gould: Teeth in or teeth out?
Jim Braddock: Take 'em out!
Joe Gould: Then you're dead, you're down, you're gone, no chance!
Jim Braddock: Two hundred and fifty bucks?
Joe Gould: Two hundred and fifty bananas!
Jim Braddock: Joey!

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