Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?

Dr. Evil

I call that my kung pow chicken.


I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.


A new species is being born. Help me guide it, shape it, lead it."

Professor Charles Xavier

It never ceases to amaze me, the courage of Hobbits...


"I didn't f***in' try and kill myself! If I wanted to kill myself, I'd f***in' kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. Shotgun to the dick."


Chauffeur: So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."
The Dude: Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash, man.

Princess Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body.
Donkey: [gasps] Oh, my God, you ate the princess!

Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.
Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian?
Billy: I don't know. Surprise me.

Jim that pan lid is see clear.


We're in for one wild night.

Spartan King Leonidas

We won. We won. We worked together.


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